Today's guilt trip
Coworker: Bana sensei, do you know all the part timer names? (Knows full well I don't)
Coworker: Why not?
Me: I haven't been on campus for 2 years
Coworker: But before that
Me: I was busy getting used to this place
Coworker: But you must know their faces...
Me: When do we see faces?
Me: Can you see my face?
Me: CAN. YOU. SEE. MY. FACE?
Me: Do you understand Japanese?
Me: We all wear masks so we never see faces anymore.
Coworker: But it is terrible you don't...
Me: (grabbing bags and heading for the door) You need to stop these guilt trips and attacks. This is why the other teacher quit